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Your Father Probably Told you a Few Things, But Just In Case He Wasn’t Around Enough, Here Are Some Words Of Wisdom You Might Have Missed Out On:

1-Never hit someone unless they are an immediate threat.
2-Every hat should serve a purpose.
3-Never take her to the movies on the first date.
4-Learn to wet shave.
5-Nothing looks more badass that a well-tailored suit.
6-Shave with the grain on the first go-around.
7-Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them.
8-Go for women you perceive to be “out of your league.” You’ll surprise yourself.
9-Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as you.
10-Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
11-Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports.
12-Brush your teeth before you put on your tie.
13-A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your saving account every month.
14-Call your parents every week.
15-Never wear a clip-on tie.
16-Give a firm handshake.
17-Compliment her shoes.
18-Never leave a pint unfinished.
19-If you aren’t confident, fake it. It will come.
20-You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.
21-Be conscious of your body language.
22-The only reason to ever point a gun to someone is if you intend to shoot them.
23-Always stand to shake someone’s hand.
24-Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose.
25-Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves.
26-Keep a change of clothes at the office.
27-Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.
28-Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.
29-Go with the decision that will make for a good story.
30-When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet.
31-Nice guys don’t finis last. Boring guys do.
32-Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.
33-Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
34-No matter their job or status in life, everyone deserves your respect.
35-The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen, it’s your job to overcome them.
36-The first one to get angry loses.
37-Do what needs to be done without complaining. It won’t help speed things up.
38-Never stop learning.
39-Always go out into public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life.
40-Don’t change yourself just to make someone happy, unless that someone is you.
41-If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
42-Luck favors the prepared.
43-Women find confidence sexy as hell.
44-Do whatever you want to do in life, but be the best at it.
45-No on is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work. Enjoy your life.